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Revolution Castors’ very own Joke Blog!!

Providing a quality service, love presenting competitive quotes and love to guarantee nothing but quality in all of our products; we also love to smile and have a laugh along the way. We believe laughter is an important ingredient in life and is something we share with all of our customers and suppliers. 

So………….we wanted to have a little fun and share 10 of the best jokes we’ve come across in the Wheel & Castor industry. 
                                                                               
Minions      Here are some Wheely funny jokes to lighten up your week........

 

1. To make sure cargo trucks aren't too heavy, police operate on the principle that where there's a wheel there's a weigh.

2. Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turnin' but.. the hamster was dead?

3. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

4. What has four wheels and flies?...............A rubbish truck.

5. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?                                                                                                                                                
6. What does a cannibal call a baby in a pram?............Meals on wheels!

7. Why did the car stop in the middle of the road? Because it was wheely, wheely tired.

8. A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him curiously and says, ''Buddy, you know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' The man answers, ''Yeah, I know! It's been driving me nuts all day.

9. I got home at 6am last night…..My Dad was up for work, opened the front door and angrily asked ‘Where’ve you been’, seconds later the Bin Men took a turn into our street so I replied ‘Where’s your wheelie bin’.

10. Why do bicycles fall over?..............Because they are two-tyred!